absolutes

ABSOLUTES

HOME DEPOT DAY!	A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, WELL, NIGHT. A MAN DECIDED NOT TO REPORT HIS CREDIT CARD STOLEN BECAUSE THE THIEF WAS SSPENDING LESS THAN HIS WIFE.
A WAIST IS A TERRIBLE THING TO MIND. A PENNY SAVED IS A GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT	NEED I SSAY MORE?
SELF-EXPLANATORY	AN EYE FOR AN EYE...LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND. AM I GETTING SMART WITH YOU? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
	PLUMB FREAKIN WIERD. EVEN FOR NORTHROADERS AND REDNECKS!